А вы когда-нибудь пытались пересказать постороннему человеку сюжет Реборна так, чтобы спустя пару минут внимающий вам не тянул судорожно рукой к телефону, вспоминая номер ближайшей психушки?Краткое содержание Реборно-арок © откуда-то с тумблераTsuna: What the fuck was that?
Tsuna: Who the fuck am i?
Reborn: You're fucking stupid.
Gokudera: I hate you.
Tsuna: Who the fuck are you?
Gokudera: LOLJK I FUCKING LOVE YOU. ASDFGHJKL;
MUKURO ARC:
Mukuro: I am a fucking pineapple.
VARIA ARC:
Xanxus: Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you.
Varia: FUCK EVERYTHING.
Xanxus: Fuck vongola.
TYL ARC:
Byakuran: Fucking MARSHMALLOWS. Nom nom nom
Shou- kun: I'M GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE FUCKING HATE ME AND THEN LOVE ME.
Spanner: Fucking awesome mini moskas.
Tsuna: FUCKING TIME THINGY BYAKURAN.
Tsuna: Freaking X-burner.
ENDING.
NO WAIT THERE'S THE SHIMON ARC:
Enma: I'm a loser like Tsuna. We are fucking best buddies--oh no not anymore, sorry dude I had to betray you to steal a vial of blood because it's more important than my tomodachis-- oh wait we're friends again.
Whole Shimon Family: Fuck Vongola--oh you saved my life we're friends.
Tsuna: ENNMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Vendicare: Everybody fucking hates us.
Giotto, Cozart, G: We are beloved nakama.
SO FAR IN ARCOBALENO ARC:
Reborn: I'm hot.
Colonello: I'm hot.
Tsuna: I'm stupid.
Iemitsu: I'm a douchebag.